wickedly wise & enlightened & perpetually persecuted
for it admirers of
Domination of the
NEVER too old kind...
Old-Fashioned Glory Days!
Brilliantly naughty boyish Nathan
Fillion & sexily stern costar Stana
Katic of TV's cute crime author
helps cops caperer, Castle.
you SPANK me..."
[black belt] wife could
probably kick your butt?"
"Do we know this for a fact, Jon?"
"Ha, Ha... There's
nothing wrong with a good spanking every once in
a while, Juju!"
down-to-earth family man & faithful mate, Jon Bon Jovi & privately practicing
spanking spouse, Dorothea???
As legendary rocker,
family man, philanthropist, & all around good guy celebrity Mr. Jon Bon Jovi
realized, albeit a beautifully blushing bit too late, it's still a
little too early & scandalous to make jokes (or sly confessions, Jon? wink!
wink!) about being
on American network TV without
raising more eyebrows than the pretty ones of a veteran news
journalist like 20/20's Juju Chang.
But DO take a peek
through these thrilling sightings we managed to catch on network & cable TV— the
still-reigning media champ & best barometer around for measuring the
shifting sands of societal attitudes— & join us in celebrating what can only be described
as a spanking-new age of enlightenment & opportunity for fanciers of firm-handed F-M domination.
it was only 20 years or so ago
when sexism still reigned & mainstream mentions of our forbidden forever fetish were
banned from newspapers, books,
"Abnormal Psychology" tomes.),
radio, movies, TV & all but the rarest
& zaniest (see right) depiction lest the puffed up peacocks dominating the media risk revealing
the shameful TRUTH as to just how close to home the taboo subject hit... Heaven
Sure, it was okay for a guy to
get a little kinky with a leather clad kitten or a garter-belted dame every
once in a while. Variety is the spice of sex as well as life, after all.
But for a man to want, need, or allow himself be pulled over
the lap of a member of the "weaker sex" for anything more than a playful
pinch or pat was just too bizarre to believe & dangerous to depict lest all
those uppity females who fought their way out of slavery find out what the
overgrown boys in their lives were hiding.
Now, it's HARD not to channel-surf across
a regular parade of interesting sound-bites, swat-shots AND pants-down
plain spanking subplots capitalizing on the never too old to naughty fun &
frolic of our formerly forbidden fetish. There have been so many, in fact,
them all is beyond our means, so there's a good chance you saw something we
missed. If so, please do let us know.
However, those that we did manage to catch sufficiently
well to offer here (Among the many more we saw but couldn't on popular
& the various
suffice to convince even the most secretive "old hands" &
things really have changed
for the blushing better
for us & our favorite fetish & the future is brighter than it's ever
Of course, no one knows
what tomorrow may bring, especially in these ever changing times.
However, it's also true that, barring one of those apocalyptic,
sci-fi scenarios where the world as we know it ends & has to start
all over, our "shameful little secret" is now out & hardly shameful
or little, at all! - MC
ONLY" photo shoot for his
1948 film, The Fuller Brush Man, zany comic
legend, Red Skelton, pulled off this rare She-spanks-He pic
over costar Janet Blair's lap to complete a set of three
such shots. The other two featured Red in the more
traditional role as the spanker of the lady above & the
movie's other attractive female lead, Trudy Marshall.
Columbia Pictures’ satirical 1981 comedy, Neighbors,
starring John Belushi, Dan Akroyd, & Cathy Moriarty,
sported a sensationally sexy threat when Belushi, as
average working stiff Earl, asks Moriarty, as sexy & strange
as heck new neighbor Ramona, to stay for dinner & rebuffs
her suggestion to be a good husband & ask his wife if it’s
okay. Looking deeply into Earl’s eyes, Ramona husks a line
that bowls him over... And us too!
"Don’t argue with me, Earl. You wouldn’t want me to have to
pull down your pants & spank your little buns now, would ya?"
The always expressive Belushi does a great job of displaying
his character's bowled right over reaction... And
ours!... before he obediently rises & goes to ask his
wife... Slowly, with his back towards Ramona, & slightly
bent over for a reason we're sure you can guess!
"Ha, Ha... There's
nothing wrong with a good spanking every once in
a while, Juju!"
Albeit a beautifully blushing bit too
late, rock icon, acclaimed actor & Academy Award nominated
songwriter Jon Bob Jovi realized that it's still a tad too
early to make jokes (or let a secret slip?) about being spanked by
your wife on national TV without raising eyebrows. But we
couldn't have been happier that he did or more curious when 20/20's
veteran news journalist, Juju Chang, pounced on the
opportunity to dig for some more dirt.
"It's quite fun seeing
his ass get redder & redder! I like doing it! And it
works & turns him on!"
Proving what we've
always known & allowing Nicky & Andrew, a nice, normal,
working class couple living in the picturesque English seaside city
of Brighton, to preach about the
blushing benefits of
spousal spanking play
did us & the world a service again with The Sex
Inspectors: A Real Sex International British Import;
six-part spin-off of their groundbreaking series devoted to delightfully diverse displays of just how kinky we humans
are & just how much happier we can be by indulging in rather than
denying whatever forbidden fruits we might happen to fancy...
going to need you to stand like this...
AND brace yourself!"
Popping up on, of all places, NBC's once
hugely popular "must see" Thursday night comedy line-up back in
January of 2005, millions watched the whackiest & most wonderful for
us episode of Will & Grace to air over the sitcom's eight
year, multiple Emmy winning run. Entitled, "Partners",
the episode (# 160) revolved around a law firm partnership Will
(Eric McCormack) is up for & Grace's (Debra Messing) delightfully disastrous "blind
date" efforts to help him get it at the most beautifully bizarre, business-related
dinner party we've ever seen on TV.
"It was one thing when
it was a ruler.
But she's got this paddle thing now!"
Schoolroom CP AND schoolmarm spanking play went very public in Boston & everywhere else
on David E. Kelly's second FOX TV series, Boston Public, when
the Ally McBeal creator decided to feature familiar character
actress Angela Paton (left) as Mrs. Walsh; a seasoned, strictly
old-fashioned teacher who gets a little too much pleasure out of her spanking-new paddle
& the liberal use of it to enforce her "seat of the pants" educational
beliefs in the classroom & elsewhere, too!
could bring my paddle. You might like it.
My late husband couldn't get enough!"
"I think you
need a SPANKING!"
EX-Treme Dating, Blind Date, Shipmates,
Dismissed, Elimidate, 5th Wheel...
Dating & mating shows are hotter than ever,
in our very favorite way!
spanking-prohibitionist days of
The Dating Game,
She-spanks-He references abound. But the pants-down winner of our
highest praises has to be to now cancelled (but still syndicated) EX-treme
Dating for the truly thrilling & inspiring number of awesome
examples like this & the one below they squeezed into their two season run.
Here, after blind
date, Greg, indulges in a bit of boyishly bold horseplay, beautifully brazen bachelorette Angela not
only tells him what's on her marvelous mind, she has him pick from 3 thrillingly
insightful choices, then more than delivers a playful dose of discipline with a
plank-sized paddle to her delight & that of Greg's two EX-girlfriend
"He LOVES to be SPANKED!
Go for the paddles!!"
Our second, & even more owww-tstanding example of how much
things have changed since the innocent, innuendo at best days of THE DATING GAME, this
EX-treme date offered a shining example of how much fun ANY adventurous woman can have
when she finds out that a naughty boy toy has fallen into the palms of her
pretty hands! The fun here begins
when Norma, one of
blind date Brandon's
exes (& an obvious
lover of blushing bad boy butt!) spank-happily
reveals his naughty secret & cute little Hooters waitress, Veronica,
decides to take FULL
advantage of the opportunity to play the Dominant role with her new boy toy...
you SPANK me..."
It's impossible not to stumble
across bitchy women bosses, bossy wives, kick ass female cops, & a parade of
very interesting She-spanks-He
possibilities on TV these "female empowerment" days, but even we were
pleasantly surprised when the line above popped up in the 2008 premier
episode of the
Disney produced & aired
ABC TV series,
AND in every second season episode when they chose to include the line in
the show's intro!
disappointment, the producers changed the intro again for season three & the
"spank me" line is gone. But just check
out the, "he's writing lines while she watches", ABC promo photo
at right if
you're not familiar with
cute crime author partners up with tough NYPD cop premise, it's perfectly
cast stars, Nathan Fillion & Stana Katic, & it's too numerous to list & too delightfully
obvious to dispute scenes of a grown man being scolded, glared down,
threatened by, grabbed by the ear, & otherwise treated like a naughty little boy
(& LOVING it!) by
a no-nonsense about it lady.
Brilliantly naughty boyish Nathan
Fillion as Richard "Rick" Castle & sternly sexy Stana Katic
as NYPD detective Kate Beckett.
Wickedly beautiful & wise Baywatch babe Angelica Bridges. Grab courtesy of/copyright E Entertainment channel.
TO SPANK naughty boys!!"
Revealing an even more interesting side of her lovely self than she did on the
pages of Playboy or during her runs along the beach as a Baywatch
babe, aptly named & sweetly sassy
Angelica Bridges really let her hair down
during a taped for E Entertainment! TV interview on Howard
Stern's always irreverent, spanking-prone radio show when she responded to
if she liked "to be spanked" with the snappy declaration above,
the no-nonsense look in her eyes at left, & a convincingly sincere threat to,
"Come over there & spank YOUR
butt if you're naughty today
A notoriously eager & often rewarded spanker of
numerous naughty female bottoms that have sauntered through his studio over
the many years he's been a star, Mr. Stern either did not prefer to or
didn't dare pounce on Angelica's revelation or do anything for the rest of
the interview to test her true sounding spanking beliefs or technique.
spanking come with this
Always a good reflection of the tastes & mores
(not to mention the gluttonous marketing methods of modern society!), commercials have
changed considerably, too. It's hardly surprising that venerable blue-chipper AT&T
would attempt to attract younger collect callers with a comic known as Carrot Top & a
zany series of commercials featuring his silly schtick. However, how we
could not be thrilled & fascinated
when AT&T's, mutli-commercial ad campaign decided to include "The Top" in a hockey-themed advert that ended with
him in the
penalty box for fighting & asking the much more attractive than the poor
quality grab at left shows (our apologies) lady referee who sent him there the
completely cheeky & previously scandalous question above?
Zany comic Carrot Top & unknown
Grab courtesy of/copyright AT&T.
Ghost Whisperer stars
Jennifer Love Hewitt & on-screen hubby, Jim Clancy. Promo photos courtesy
of/copyright CBS TV.
"You know what? I'm going to
CBS's frightening Friday night hit, The
Ghost Whisperer, is supposed to be spooky, what with sexy
star Jennifer Love Hewitt (as Melinda Gordon) seeing
dead folks who've yet to cross over into the light everywhere she
turns. But it was a single line in a simple, domestic scene shot in
the kitchen of the home she shares with show husband David (played
by Jim Clancy) in part one of the two part first season
finale (air date: April 28, 2006, episode #21, entitled "Free Fall")
that really sent shivers up & down our spine! In the middle
of a discussion concerning the disappearance of all the spirits she
normally sees, sexy Jennifer replies to a wisecrack from her hubby
with the fetching line below, which blew us away & begs the
question... Why did she have to add "And hard?" Hmmmm?? It
made us wonder &, hopefully, the reference made some of GW's mostly
female viewers wonder & wish that Melinda had followed through on
her threat to her handsome screen hubby!
"Do you want me to
turn you over my knee?"..."Okay! Okay!
Martin Sheen has played many parts in his long, illustrious acting
career, but we couldn't help picturing him in the pomp &
circumstance role he's been most famous for recently— that of U.S.
President Josiah Bartlet on NBC's white house drama, The West
Wing— & snickering in our seats at his anything but
bizarre antics when he showed up as a guest star on his son
Charlie's hit CBS sitcom, Two & a Half Men. (episode
#55, "Sleep Tight Puddin' Pop", air date 11-7-05) Playing the Dad of
whacky, one-night-stand-turned-Charlie-stalker series regular, Rose
(played by Melanie Lynskey), Martin (as Harvey) proves equally
whacky when he latches on to Charlie's Mom, Evelyn Harper (played by
Holland Taylor) after a one night stand of their own. Unable to pry
Harvey from her life or house for the length of the episode,
Harvey's Mom Margaret (played by June Squibb) finally succeeds when
she shows up at Charlie's house & marches Martin/Harvey home after
the cheeky bit of never too old negotiation never heard on
Pennsylvania Avenue above.
Not so presidential
West Wing star, Martin
Sheen, & no-nonsense, Two & a Half Men
mom, June Squibb.
character actress Gail O'Grady &
Charlie Sheen, real bad boy star of spank-friendly hit CBS
TV series, Two & a Half Men.
"Don't be naughty!"..."Why, are you going to
spank me?"..."I might!"..."I
might let you."..."Now you're definitely going over my knee!"
Cashing in on Charlie Sheen's reputation &
admitted experience, the CBS TV hit sitcom starring the notorious
Hollywood bad boy has proven very friendly indeed to kinky folk
since it's debut. But even we were pleasantly
surprised when our favorite fetish cropped up again (see above) so soon on the
April 24, 2006 episode (#68, "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro.")
featuring sexy guest star Gail O'Grady (former star of
NYPD Blue, American Dreams) as Mandi, cocksman Charlie's
(Harper/Sheen) newest bedmate & mother of Kandi, the dumb but so hot who cares young lover of Jon Cryer's
character, clueless brother Alan Harper.
"Quiet down or you'll get
This one isn't from TV,
but it's sooo cool that we didn't think you'd mind... During
the Florida recount battle that decided the tense 2000 U.S. Presidential
election between Democrat Al Gore & eventual Republican winner
George W. Bush, outspoken Rep. Barbara Cubin (R, WY),
reportedly protested, "We
are bending over & taking it from the Democrats!", in a strategy
meeting about hanging "chads" & the legalities of chads. When some of her colleagues were
alarmed by the Congresswoman's rather un-family-values-esque image, she snapped the threat above... One
which many frustrated American taxpayers would no doubt second in a second if given the
chance... One that may make some wish to move to Wyoming & could vote for this
unusually insightful & outspoken politician... And one that, most importantly of all,
illustrates just how far out of
the closet our naughty secret has come!! Quotes/photo courtesy of Mother Jones magazine, Diddly Awards
Feature, September/October 2002
U.S. Congresswoman Barbara
Cubin (R, WY)
you know if & should decide when, where & how you can capitalize on
golden days of opportunity.
And we certainly don't want to rush you or suggest you do. "Coming
out" is a difficult decision since things haven't evolved as much as we'd
want them to yet. But we do hope this page, our site, something else
somewhere, & the relative ease & safety the internet really does offer
over "the bad old days" will inspire you to take your first steps out of
your personal closet & into the exciting reality, camaraderie &, no
exaggeration, ladies, the confidence-building worship of the world that
awaits you sooner rather than later.
course, if you do decide to peek, step or jump out of the shadows ladies or
gents, we also hope you'll trust in us to help make your coming out party as
hot, happy & safe as we've proudly managed to do for many newbies like you
since the still bad old days of 1990 when mainstream sightings like those
included here were still as rare as any other form of She-spanks-He
entertainment. - Barb & Michael