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Proudly serving
& Spank-Happily
satisfying
the foolishly forbidden fancies of never too to be naughty &
wise
adults SINCE the sexist, print & trench coat only days of 1990:
Patron Please
Notes!
Thanks for thinking
about taking advantage of the spanking-hot offers listed on this page
& we surely DO hope you will do decide to give yourself all the
naughty thrills & chills you deserve!
However, to avoid unnecessary confusion &
concern, please bear in mind when you do that
our shopping cart software,
although totally secure,
is not
sophisticated enough to be set up to deduct the E-Mag savings
percentages listed above.
As a result, please
understand
that
your order will be
picked up off our secure server &
processed
by a person,
not
software or a machine,
& rest assured that
we will make ALL adjustments
&
confirm that you/your
credit card were correctly billed
in the order confirmation e-mail we send you
after we receive & process your order.
If you're ordering E-Mags,
the e-mail confirmation mentioned above will arrive as soon as we
personally process your order & contain all or the first wave of
E-Mags you order as attachments in the form of
easily downloadable Adobe PDF attachments. (Please allow us a
reasonable amount of time to personally handle your order without
panicking & remember that we have regular business hours (8 - 8 pm,
although we often work later), & are located in the US Pacific time
zone.)
If you're ordering a bunch of E-Mags as we hope you'll
do,
please be sure that you have room
in the in-basket of the e-mail
address you supply. (Our E-Mags are packed with pages & pages of
eye-popping words, art & pics & run anywhere from
1.5 to 6
Megabytes in size.)
Also...
PLEASE double check
YOUR e-mail address for accuracy, too. Mistakes & typos happen all the time &
cause all sorts of problems since we then have no other way of
contacting you than the erroneous e-mail address you supplied!
If you're ordering
DVD's,
they will be sent
within TWO DAYS of your order
confirmation in plain, nondescript priority mail packaging & without
you having to worry about getting any unexpected surprises from us
in future such as advertisements, etc. Although we do date
back to the old-fashioned snail mail days,
we no longer do promotional snail
mailings & will not add your name & address to any mailing list
whatsoever.
Questions? Concerns?
Suggestions?
Please feel free to use
the e-mail link below to ask & remember that
everyone at Scarlett
Hill is a kindred spanking spirit
who knows about the importance of privacy &
guarantees to respect yours now & forever! Thanks for checking
out our offer &, in a manner of speaking at least, warm spanks &
blushes too if you decide to partake as we hope & need you, too.
Ours is a small, self-supported operation, after all! - Barb & Michael |
