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Patrons Please
Note(s)!
Thanks for thinking
about taking advantage of the spanking-hot offers listed on this page,
& we surely DO hope you will. But to avoid unnecessary confusion &
concern, please bear in mind when you do that
our shopping cart software, though totally secure,
is not sophisticated
enough to be set up to deduct the E-Mag savings percentages listed
above or to zero out the price(s) on your buy 1 get 1 free DVD(s).
However, please remember
that
your order will be processed
by a person, not
software or a machine, & rest assured that
we will
make ALL adjustments &
confirm that you/your
credit card were not billed
for/at our usual $10.00 each E-Mag prices, your free DVD(s), for the
total amount shown on the shopping cart, or any other costs you
shouldn't be billed for in the order confirmation e-mail we send you
after we receive & process your order.
If you're ordering E-Mags,
the e-mail confirmation mentioned above will arrive as soon as we
personally process your order & contain all or the first wave of
E-Mags you order as attachments in the form of
easily downloadable Adobe PDF attachments. Please allow us a
reasonable amount of time to personally handle your order without
panicking & remember that we have regular business hours (8 - 8 pm,
although we often work later), & are located in the US Pacific time
zone.
If you're ordering a bunch of E-Mags as we hope you'll
do,
please be sure that you have room in the in-basket of the e-mail
address you supply. (Our E-Mags are packed with pages & pages of
eye-popping words, art & pics & run anywhere from about 1.5 to 4
Megabytes in size.) Also,
PLEASE double check
that e-mail address for accuracy, too. Mistakes & typos happen all the time &
cause all sorts of problems since we then have no other way of
contacting you than the erroneous e-mail address you supplied!
If you're ordering
DVD's,
they will be sent
within TWO DAYS of your order confirmation in plain, nondescript
priority mail packaging & without you having to worry about getting any unexpected
surprises from us in future such as advertisements, etc.
Although we do date back to the old-fashioned snail mail days, we no
longer do promotional snail mailings & will not add your name & address to any mailing list
whatsoever.
Questions? Concerns?
Suggestions? Please feel free to use
the e-mail link below to ask & remember that everyone at Scarlett
Hill is a spanker who knows about the importance of privacy &
guarantees to respect yours now & forever! Thanks for checking
out our offer &, in a manner of speaking at least, warm spanks &
blushes too if you decide to partake as we hope & need you, too.
Ours is a small, self-supported operation, after all! - Barb & Michael |
