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Notes!

Times, technology & the off-line trade we've proudly served since 1990 have changed considerably to say the least, but our gratitude for your patronage & goal to process your order as quickly & confidentially as possible have not.  However, please do note when ordering that this site & the folks behind it are old-fashioned in many more ways than one, including the MANUAL secure server pick-up, personal processing & e-mail attachment delivery system we currently employ to fill E-Mag orders within our standard business hours of 8:00 am - 8:00 pm, Monday thru Saturday, US Pacific time... Although we have been known to work later & on some Sundays, too!

As a result, depending on where you are & when you place your order, you may have to wait a short while for your e-mags to be sent, but rest assured they will be on the way as soon as possible & ALWAYS within 2 days unless we've posted a special circumstances notice. So, if you don't hear from us by then, something is wrong... Most probably with the e-mail address you were too excited to double check! It happens ALL the time!... & please contact us again.  We'll be waiting to hear from you & won't scold you too much for worrying us!

Also, if you're taking advantage of one of our get one FREE giveaways, please order your e-mags as usual but bear in mind when you do that our shopping cart software can't be set up to zero out the price of your free selections.  However, rest assured that we will zero your free items out when we process your order & confirm that you were not billed for THEM in our confirmation/e-mag delivery e-mail.