FHL Patrons Please Notes!

ABOUT PAGE COUNTS:
Premiering back in the day when Barb had to worry about snail mail costs, the earliest issues of FHL, including issue #'s 4, 5 & 6 on this page, sported a smaller than standard type size & settings so she could pack as much as possible onto every 8.5 x 11 inch format page. That resulted in a lower total page count, of course, but NOT in a reduction in the amount of material, which, at a standard 10 point type size & settings, would naturally & significantly stretch the 30 to 32 total number of pages in the issues mentioned above to what you're used to & expect in a modest but meaty SHE emag.  Just wanted you to know so you wouldn't think you were being short-changed, which, by the by, we would never be dumb or greedy enough to do!
 

ABOUT Placing your order:
Times, technology & the off-line trade we've proudly served since 1990 have changed considerably to say the least, but our gratitude for your patronage & goal to process your order as quickly & confidentially as possible have not. 

However, please do note when ordering that this site & the folks behind it are old-fashioned in many more ways than one, including the MANUAL secure server pick-up, personal processing & e-mail attachment delivery system we currently employ to fill E-Mag orders within our standard business hours of 8:00 am - 8:00 pm, Monday thru Saturday, US Pacific time... Although we have been known to work later & on some Sundays, too!

As a result, depending on where you are & when you place your order, you may have to wait a short while for your e-mags to be delivered, but rest assured they will be on the way as soon as possible & ALWAYS within 2 days unless we've posted a special circumstances notice. So, if you don't hear from us by then, something is wrong... Most probably with the e-mail address you were too excited to double check! (Naughty, naughty!) It happens ALL the time, so please contact us again.  We'll be waiting to hear from you & won't scold you too much for worrying us!

Also, if you're taking advantage of one of our specials/FREE giveaways, please order your e-mags as usual but bear in mind when you do that our shopping cart software can't be set up to zero out the price of your free selections.  However, rest assured that we will zero your free items out when we personally process your order & confirm that you were not billed for THEM in our confirmation/e-mag delivery e-mail.

Questions? Concerns? Comments?

Click here for more E-Mag ordering info & please don't be afraid to ask!  We're always happy to help & hear from our friends & fans, so click here to send us an e-mail right now  or write to us anytime at scarletthillentertainment@yahoo.com

Oh, & for the record... And ours is unblemished since 1990!... You have nothing to fear from contacting us. We don't bite, spank without just cause, & we NEVER invade the privacy of our patrons or betray their trust with unsolicited e-mails, snail mailings or the sale/trade/disclosure of any personal information to any outside vendors/entities/friends/ strangers or other persons whatsoever.  NEVER!  Barb&Michael