|
Patron
Please
Notes!


 |
Times, technology & the off-line trade we've proudly served since 1990 have
changed considerably to say the least, but our gratitude for your
patronage & goal to process your order as quickly & confidentially
as possible have not. However, please
do note when ordering that this
site & the folks behind it are old-fashioned in many more ways
than one, including the MANUAL secure server pick-up, personal
processing & e-mail attachment delivery system we currently employ
to fill E-Mag orders within our standard business hours of 8:00 am -
8:00 pm, Monday thru Saturday, US Pacific time... Although we have
been known to work later & on some Sundays, too!
As a result, depending on where you are
& when you place your order,
you may have to wait a short while
for
your e-mags to be sent, but rest assured they will be on the way as soon
as possible & ALWAYS within 2 days unless we've posted a special
circumstances notice. So, if you don't hear from us by then,
something is wrong... Most probably with the e-mail address you were
too excited to double check! It happens ALL the time! So, please
contact us again. We'll be waiting to hear from you & won't
scold you too much for worrying us!
Also, if you're taking advantage of one of our
spanking-hot special offers,
please order your e-mags as usual but bear in mind when you do that
our modest but secure shopping cart software can't be set up to show
the discounts on your selections.
However, rest assured that we will apply them when we personally
process your order &
confirm that you were not
billed for ANYTHING you shouldn't have been in our
confirmation/e-mag delivery e-mail.
Questions?
Concerns? Comments?
Literary/artistic/found/collected
contributions?
Please don't be afraid to ask or tell! We're always
happy to help & hear from our friends &
fans, so click
here to send us an e-mail right now
or write to us anytime at scarletthillentertainment@ yahoo.com.
Oh, & for the record...
And ours is unblemished
since 1990!...
You have nothing to fear from contacting or ordering from us. We don't
bite, spank without just cause, & we NEVER invade the privacy of our patrons or betray
their trust with snail mailings or the
sale/trade/disclosure of any personal information to any outside vendors/ entities/friends/strangers
or other persons
whatsoever. NEVER! Barb&Michael |