the foolishly forbidden fancies of never too to be naughty &
adults SINCE the sexist, print & trench coat only days of 1990:
thinking about giving yourself all the naughty thrills & chills you
confusion & concern, please bear in mind when you do that although
times, technology & the off-line trade
we've proudly served since 1990 have changed considerably to say
the least, those of us
behind this site are still old-fashioned in more ways than the obvious one.
As a result,
we prefer to
PERSONALLY pick up orders
up off our
secure server, process them by
send e-mags as attachments
to the order confirmation e-mail we send you
after we receive &
process your order as we've always done.
Soooo, depending on where you are & when you place your order,
you may have to wait a short
for your e-mags to be sent.
Our business hours are 8:00 am to 8:00
pm, Monday thru Saturday, US Pacific time... Although we have been
known to work later & on some Sundays, too! However, rest
your fanzines will be on
the way as soon as possible &
a day unless we've
posted a special circumstances notice.
If you don't hear from us
within a day, something is wrong
& you need to
contact us again! Odds are there was a typo with the e-mail address
you were too excited to double check, or you forgot to take off the
receipt restrictions on the e-mail account you chose to use! It happens ALL the time
&, obviously, we can't do anything about it until you contact us
again with the correct e-mail address info or blocks removed.
PLEASE double check YOUR
e-mail address for accuracy
when placing your order
& REMOVE ANY RECEIPT
RESTRICTIONS you may have
put on the e-mail account you chose to use! We'll be waiting to hear from you &
won't scold you too much for worrying us!
if you're taking advantage of one of our
spanking-hot special offers,
please order your e-mags as usual but bear in mind when you do that
our modest but secure shopping cart software can't be set up to show
the discounts on your selections.
However, rest assured that we will apply them when we personally
process your order &
confirm that you were not
billed for ANYTHING you shouldn't have been in our
confirmation/e-mag delivery e-mail.
If you're ordering a bunch of E-Mags as we truly hope you will,
please be sure that you have room in the in-basket of the e-mail
address you supply.
(Our E-Mags are packed with pages & pages of eye-popping words &
graphics & run anywhere from
20 Megabytes in size for our new color format.)
Please feel free to use
the e-mail link below to ask & remember that
everyone at Scarlett
Hill is a kindred spanking spirit
who knows about the importance of privacy &
guarantees to respect yours now & forever! Thanks for checking
out our offer &, in a manner of speaking at least, warm spanks &
blushes too if you decide to partake as we hope & need you, too.
Ours is a small, self-supported operation, after all! - Barb & Michael