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This priceless performance from a televised Xtreme Professional Wrestling® event (XPW, broadcast date unknown) had all the suspense of a showdown straight from a spaghetti western... Good versus bad in a face to face shootout to finally settle a burning feud... The outcome seemingly obvious in light of the greater strength & virtue of the champion for truth & justice... Only the square in this one horse town was located inside an arena full of frenzied wrestling fans, the duelists were scantily clad females, the only iron their hands were microphones, & the only bullets flying were the venomous verbal shots they fired back & forth until every red-blooded catfight fan was ready to burst! |
Reading the roar of the crowd, the slighter, sluttier slip of fiery femininity, (aptly named bad girl, Lizzy Borden, right), scored a hit with a suggestive slur & seemingly silly challenge that her buffer, tougher, equally aptly named rival, (Major Guns, below left), just could NOT ignore... "You've got two choices, okay? One... You can BE MY BITCH!" Lizzy loudly & lewdly hisses, drawing a chorus of roaring approval form the titillated throng, "Or, two... You can GET YOUR ASS BEAT!" |
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Whoa, Nellie! Every eager for a catfight fan in the place knows "fightin' words" when they hears 'em. And so does Major Guns. But bad girl Lizzy seems surprised & fearfully shrinks back into the corner when Guns growls, gets rid of the mike, & charges across the ring to show the little slut just whose shapely ass is going to get beat once & for all! |
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Looking great but not really ready to rumble in platform boots, Major Guns glowers down on Lizzy & commits the cardinal sin every wrestler is taught to shave off all the time it takes for 2 of Lizzy's hulking henchmen to "sneak" up from behind, grab her and... |
At Lizzy's command, turn her bodacious but helpless behind up over their knees for what can only be described as the most breathtaking, blushingly real, beautifully shot bushwhacking we've ever seen anywhere outside the adult industry! |
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The grabs here do not do justice to this work of catfight spanking art. But we all know a real slap when we see it delivered with enough rippling muscled force to flatten an athletic gal's glutes & make them wobble, bounce & turn a vibrant, stinging hue we did not add before Lizzy's palm finally finishes landing on the bare bottom cheeks of her comely costar as she is held, spanked &... |
In an absolutely inspired bit of added humiliation, alternately turned to each side of the ring so just every-hooting-fan in the stands can have a head on view of her being all but bare bottom spanked like a naughty little girl by her hated but more cunning foe... |
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Until Lizzy has her fill & triumphantly struts off with her henchmen to leave her freahly-spanked foe alone in the ring to shame herself further with frantic rubbing & childish faces she just can't possibly contain as she tries to soothe her surely sore seat... |
Before she finally comes to her senses, scurries from the ring &, in a final touch for the waiting camera, into the waiting arms of an XPR (Xtreme Professional Wrestling, to whom we owe a debt of great gratitude for this production & copyrighted grabs) stagehand she needs to help make her way back to the dressing room where an ice bag no doubt awaits for what may be the most unusual wrestling injury of Major Guns' career... |
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Butt, hopefully, not the last for her, nor the very talented Lizzy, who we'd guess, really did need an ice bag to cool the stinging palm she waggled at the audience on her way out of the ring. (Another nice touch!) That would be a real shame for 2 women with soooo much talent for, unfortunately, the red-cheeked rematch we would all have loved to see did not transpire. Our thanks again to these lovely ladies & Xtreme Professional Wrestling for treating us to such a well orchestrated show, & to the generous gent who contributed this clip for our mutual entertainment now & in future unveilings of additional chapters in our "WHACHY World" feature. Many thanks, kind sir! - MC |
Outstanding Photo Update!! |
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